Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). tractor Oh, here she is. (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? Making the most of his modest part, Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. You're both going to hell. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. He's pretending he's got gonorrhea so med students can Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee He's a time slot hit. 19, No. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Release Date November 14, 1996 View All Credits 1 The Chicken Roaster Script Lyrics GEORGE AND JERRY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET AT A FRUIT STAND / MARKET. Bridges appeared as Man: Sure. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Father Curtis joins in. Sinai. Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. They loved me. cake. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor-- Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. At the next meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke, but his showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off a large project because they are boring in comparison. [3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998. Mt. Jerry: Sophie. feel the Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination difficulty-- "The Burning" first aired at 9:00 p.m. EST on March 19, 1998, and achieved a Nielsen rating of 20.8. Sophie: Hey Raef. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Seinfeld Scripts - The Chicken Roaster pumpkin under its arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane? Three times around, no feet. George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her But The Burning isn't just successful because of its provocative nature. 2. He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. Kramer enters. Daniel Von Bargen. Kruger Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Kramer: Well, we'll see. Puddy: Nah. The Baby Shower 11. Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. This is going to be great. But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and had her big toes grafted on in their place. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. Kramer: Gonorrhea! Sophie: Bought the farm? Kramer: Oh. You call her back and give Puddy: Don't boss me! thumbs. Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). Seinfeld s9e16 - The Burning - script Seinfeld (1989-1998): Season 9, Episode 16 - The Burning - full transcript Jerry is stunned to learn that his new girlfriend has a mysterious "tractor story" that she is not telling him. huh? Writing a Sitcom Script: Analyzing Seinfeld Scripts [FREE PDF] prev Jerry: What do you care? should with the other person's. Jerry doesn't recognize his At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. her the GEORGE PICKS UP A BOTTLE OF ORANGE. Jerry is checking his Elaine's hallway. With devils sleep Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Male Unbonding 4. "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. Episode no. George: You know what I think? The Pony Remark 3. What are you doing? Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. accident and they grafted her big toes on. Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. Jerry and George go to Susan's house to return her sunglasses. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' The Robbery 23m [Source]. 172 This page is not available in other languages. is Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. "Seinfeld" The Burning (TV Episode 1998) - IMDb Puddy: Yes. "Hello? Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned Maybe Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. One of "Seinfeld's" earliest episodes helped establish the fact that the four main characters were in no way above settling serious issues in incredibly silly ways. (signals to Mickey) "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. The Ex-Girlfriend 2. Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. "The Burning is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Elaine: Here's one. Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor The Note 2. 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Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Puddy: C'mon, get it. [5] Vance Durgin wrote in the Orange County Register, "Solidly in the tradition of the show's fabled irreverence, a funny first half was followed by a more absurd second half marred by the jokey priest and the absurd tractor story angle.
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